I call it "Screwed-Up-September"

For most of you who already know, last month I broke something really expensive in college. For those who don't, I did. And it's supposed to cost a small fortune. Not only that, in Luke's open house, I also happen to break my glasses. Yup, I believe the title of this post explains it all.

Okay, back to the "expensive-thing-Ian-the-dumbass-broke", It's called a total station, used for land surveying. The total station in the link is not exactly the one I broke but very similar. How I broke it? Good question. There's actually a series of events to lead to this but I'll keep it short. I tripped over the tripod which the total station is on top of and the total station dropped on the ground and rolled on the road. Honestly speaking, I was scared shitless. And instead of the typical we should report this incident to the lab assistant, we decided to conceal this matter. Although we got found out that very evening.

Anyway, it's already been almost 2 months now and since the college admin and my lecturer didn't pursue into this matter any further, we all decided to let it slide. All these while I've been trying to find someone or something to blame being the typical human that I am. I finally settled with this.

“Ahhh Gravity,

Thou art a heartless b*tch”

-Dr. Sheldon Cooper-

I don't love you...

I know this is really weird. Ian updating his blog in just a few days after his last post. Almost as weird as Ian started blogging. But screw it. Somehow I started regretted posting my previous post. But screw that too. Too lazy to delete it.

So this week's supposed to be exam week. Should've started studying weeks or even a month ago. But screw it. So I only started studying on Monday which is like 2 days ago and while I was compiling my playlist for my 'studying time', I ran across a song that made me laugh till my stomach hurts. 'I don't love you' by MCR. I remember that song was like the theme song for my 1st break up. But the best part was how Su Wei, Loong aka DJ M@X MINION (LOL), Hong Jun and Nick tried cheering me up. Especially Loong and Su.

Man.... I miss secondary school life. Seeing the same retarded faces every single day. Feel your heart skip a beat whenever you see your crush (maybe that's just me). Talking endlessly about your dreams and what you plan to accomplish after graduating. Eating nasi lemak with Loong. Eating fried egg salad with Su. Smuggle some snacks into the class to munch on. Skip class just to do something that's definitely a waste of time but so worth doing. And you have so much time to waste on drawing. Playin wit Pyan's tits (i still do that). Singing loudly and out of tune just because we could do it. Playing stupid 'fate' games. Screwing up a performance I had with Sara. Man... I could go on but I think you got my point.






I miss u guys..

A lot..

You know you've got it bad when...

Well, today was supposed to be stay-at-home-and-do-assignments-and-study-because-finals-is-near-day. But instead, I was forced to go coll to apparently "sit for a quiz". Which actually turns out to be a session of "waste time and chit chat with your lecturer" class. The worst part is that the person who actually managed to convince me to go to coll today did not show up because apparently he can't wake up. And he even stays in the stupid hostel while I have to travel all the way from Shah Alam. Moving on to the positive side, I managed to catch a lil shut eye in class since my lecturer decided to come late by say.... 1 and a half hours.

Anyway, what I rreally want to say is that...... I dreamt about Shen-Ly again during that ridiculously short period of nap. And it felt so real that I actually hoped with all my heart that I won't have to wake up.....ever. In the dream, I somehow was able to ride a superbike which really is weird coz I can't even ride a bike. And she was clutching my waist really tightly as i sped along the highway (yes, i know it sounds crazy). And I sped all the way into a TESCO. I know.. why TESCO? Then we went shopping for stuff and walking around pushing the trolley together. And I have this habit of hugging Shen-Ly from behind and kissing her neck while she's absorbed in a book in MPH or lookin at smt. And she always gets startled by it. =) Well, it's the same in this case and she spun around and plant a gentle kiss on my lips. God... It felt so real. she held my hand as we walked on and, get this, she asked me to stop her from going to Russia. But then again, it could be because I really don't want her to leave, although she left already. And yea, we just kept walking around and I spent most of the time hugging her. When suddenly out of nowhere came like a dozen of police and I woke up. I felt like dying, right on the spot! All because my lecturer came.

Then, the stupid day goes by like usual. Take the bus to ktm Serdang, then train to midvalley. And I actually find it hard to walk into midvalley. Usually i head straight to the bus stop and take the U65 bus straight home but I was supposed to buy a gift for Caleb from the cell. Happy b'day big man! Which forced me to step foot into midvalley. And trust me when I say I spent the whole day strolling down memory lane. Everywhere I go, everywhere I look reminds me of Shen-Ly. Sigh. Conclusion is.. I miss her like crazy!! Once I reached home, the 1st thing I did was browse through the pictures we took together and watched some of the videos she took for me long time ago. And also viewed her FB page. And I saw some of her pictures her friends posted when they were in Russia. She seemed so happy with her life and friends. It saddens me that I can't possibly give her happiness anymore. She moved on....... Well..




I love you Lai Shen-Ly.

I really do. All the best in everything you do....

WAWAWAWAWA!!!

And I know that most of my posts are all about me makin a big fuss and all.. whish is quite true but still.. A post is a post rite? Anyway.. Wanted u guys to listen to a very beautiful song which in my opinion is also kinda sad.. And I love the girl's vocal. Owh.. The song is posted on my umm.. the ninja-song-box-tune-or-whatever thing. And I also posted the lyrics so you could read and hear at the same time. I know. I'm so thoughtful rite? Enjoy.. =)

ALL TIME LOW

"Remembering Sunday"

He woke up from dreaming and put on his shoes
Started making his way past 2 in the morning
He hasn't been sober for days

Leaning now into the breeze
Remembering Sunday, he falls to his knees
They had breakfast together
But two eggs don't last
Like the feeling of what he needs

Now this place seems familiar to him
She pulled on his hand with a devilish grin
She led him upstairs, she led him upstairs
Left him dying to get in

Forgive me, I'm trying to find
My calling, I'm calling at night
I don't mean to be a bother,
But have you seen this girl?
She's been running through my dreams
And it's driving me crazy, it seems
I'm going to ask her to marry me

Even though she doesn't believe in love,
He's determined to call her bluff
Who could deny these butterflies?
They're filling his gut

Waking the neighbors, unfamiliar faces
He pleads though he tries
But he's only denied
Now he's dying to get inside

Forgive me, I'm trying to find
My calling, I'm calling at night
I don't mean to be a bother,
But have you seen this girl?
She's been running through my dreams
And it's driving me crazy, it seems
I'm going to ask her to marry me

The neighbors said she moved away
Funny how it rained all day
I didn't think much of it then
But it's starting to all make sense
Oh, I can see now that all of these clouds
Are following me in my desperate endeavor
To find my whoever, wherever she may be

[Juliet Simms:]
I'm not coming back (forgive me)
I've done something so terrible
I'm terrified to speak (I'm not calling, I'm not calling)
But you'd expect that from me
I'm mixed up, I'll be blunt, now the rain is just (You're driving me crazy, I'm)
Washing you out of my hair and out of my mind
Keeping an eye on the world,
From so many thousands of feet off the ground, I'm over you now
I'm at home in the clouds, and towering over your head

[Alex Gaskarth:]
Well I guess I'll go home now...
I guess I'll go home now...
I guess I'll go home now...
I guess I'll go home

FRUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today was really a @$$$%#^%&*%#% DAY!!! I screwed up BIG time on ma Maths mid-term test. 20 FFFFing percent man... I actually hav from 11am-8pm to do some laz minute revisions and stuff. But I let my overconfidence take control and lead me on to the dark side of..... uh.... studyin? Whatever it is, I just hope I could get 1 more chance to study and redo it.. But then again, what's done is done right? Keep that crap to yourself. I'm still FRUST!!!!!!!!

Dadum...

I know it's been a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG while since I've updated and I dunno if any1 actually still reads my blog, but for now..... I"M BACK!!!! again.... For the meantime at least. =) Anyway.. Life's good. Just started my 2nd year in coll. I have 2 hawt lecturers this semester. Got a few new friends there. Got a new external hard disk. AND..... Yeah. That's it for the good side. Now to the bad side. I lost my 8GB thumbdrive. I gained like a TON. I have sleeping issues. I can't seem to sketch out anythin cool. I have problems in family and relationships. HUGE problems. And I think I'm turning into a geek. So there u go... My life simplified, compacted and served on a digital plate.. =)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Today started out really normal rite? I went to college like usual. I hav a presentation today, no big D. So ma group members were already there so we were discussing and makin last minute changes to the slides and all. Then after we're done all of ma groupies except ma closest fren started takin out their notes and start studyin! I wuz lyk wat the............. So I went up to 1 of em and said "dude.. Wat's wrong man? Why u guys suddenly start studyin like crazy? Next week got quiz?" This dude looked at me as if I said smtg really ridiculous. That was when he said smt that started to make this supposedly good day turn bad. Man....... There wuz a mid-term test that i apparently know nothing of!! ARGGGGHH!!! And for some stupid unknown reason... Ma legs are killin' me AND I feel supa tired... I read that all these are signs of depression. *sigh* Honestly I don't know anymore....

Well.. dat's all for today... =/

LELONG LELONG!!!

Welll.. Recently Jowin asked me to help 'spread da word' about smt he's selling. & bein da gud and helpful guy dat I am, I decided to juz post it up ere. Not dat it would lyk boost up his sales or anythin but weell.. Da thought counts rite??

Anyway.. So da 'product' Jowin is selling is actually Umobile. Not da company of coz. U noe wat i mean.. Ya I noe.. It's kinda lame but hey! Whatever makes him happy. So dis Umobile plan according to Big Jo is specialy for couples coz u get to talk and video call and all dat crap for free or smt lyk dat FOR 50 bucks permonth & it's postpaid. So kids.. U can let mommy and daddy pay da bill for u. And also da 50 bucks is fixed but let's say u only used up 30 so da 20 will be added into next month's bill and u'd hav 70 bucks da next month.. dis could only laz for 3 month s or so.. Im not really sure..

"For more enquiries pls call 0173897499 and ask fo Jowin Guru.... I think his laz name is Muthusammy but Im not really sure."

Still alive...

Wazzzzzuuuuuuup?? Hahaha.. Sorry... Got carried away! So how u doin? Me? I'm great!! Wellll.. Not really but yeah... This post is DEDICATED to those who are constantly nagging at me to start posting again especially Yasmeen and <3.. So u guys betta appreciate dis.

So... Life is...... OK.. Juz OK.. I mean.. Watchu want me to say? At least I'm not depressed and all rite? SIGH.. Ok.. Ok.. Fine.. It wuz hard ok? We're still REALLY tight and all but still.... SIGH.. But I'm really grateful dat she actually is still bein so 'NICE' to me & welll.. Hahahaha.. We're aite. I believe I could patch it up wit HER again 1 day. I really do. So wish me all the best! ;-) See.. i still can laugh And most of all, I wanna thank GOD for everythin. Altho I hav to say he really hav a sick sense of humour which leaves u laughin lyk crazy at da end of da day but all in all, it's bcoz of God that I was able to get out of depression mode and actually start LIVING again. And also... I wanna thank God for ma results coz i totally screwed up ma finals and lots of ma frens failed but i still manage to get distinction somehow. So ya... All glory to da BIG MAN UP THERE.. Anyways... If u really wanna hear me say it dat bad FINE.. I'll say it..

I'M FINE!!!!! =)

Dear Lai Shen-Ly,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I’m in love with your cat. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub in your car and I saw you knock out the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that i get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and you should stop picking your nose.

Go milk a cow,
Ian.




Here's how you do it:

Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory.
You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – My ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Bitchy
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself.


P/S I did dis on fb too.. XD Can't help maself.. It's too hilarious.. Hahahaha..

Another tag..

1. What is the meaning of a Friend?
Someone I can trust and rely on..

2. What is your favourite thing to do ?
Welll.. Ummmm.. I’d have to say day-dreaming..

3. If you are given a chance to reverse your life, will you go back to the past ?
Welll.. I hav to admit I regretted doin a lot of things.. But welll.. We learn thru mistakes rite? So no..

4. How old are you?
16..? XD

5. Is there someone in your heart right now ?
Ummm… Hmmm.. No point hidin it.. Of course..

6. Do you feel love in this world ?
Well.. I feel love, loneliness, despair, happiness.. It’s all part and parcel of life..

7. What are you afraid to lose the most ?
Da ones dearest to ma heart..

8. What do you wish to do now?
I really wanna eat now…… But.. Hahahaha..

9. If there's someone that you love, would you confess to him/her ?
Well.. If I know she loves me.. I’d tell her almost like every hour so she’d know ma heart’s still beatin for her… Hahahaha.. Dat’s cheesy..

10.Do you think you are special?
Everyone is special.. So im extra special bcoz I am not special.. Get it?

11. What are the requirements that you do not wish from your other half?
Impatience and disloyalty..

12. What do you think is your purpose in life?
For da LORD and den da rest is planned out for u..

13. Do you hate yourself sometimes ?

Sometimes….

14. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Ma ‘dessert’.. ;-)

15. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
Happy.. =)

16. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
Ummm… there’s a few..

17. What is the most prized possession that you wish you can bring to Heaven?
Ma frens and loved ones.. ;-)

18. Name one love song that you have in mind and why?
Incomplete by Dru Hill & Sisqo.. Bcoz I juz heard it..?

19. What is your plan when you become an old man or old woman?
Ummm.. I’ll think about it when dat time comes..

20. Do u think your Life is meaningful enough?
It’s aite… =)

A new king's in town!!!

Welll... I dun literally mean a new king is in town. There's a new king in air gear!! Hahahaha.. And he's freakin awesome! Hahahaha.. Da king of Gladius Road. His name is Gawain. Calls himself killer Gawain. Quite lame ah, but.... Hahaha.. Owh well.. Dat's all..

Thing's I'm gonna do..

1 - I'm gonna stop actin' like a baby and be a man!!

2 - I'm gonna seek God 1st in everythin' dat I'm gonna do..

3 - I'm gonna stop a taxi and ask him to go to England..

4 - I'm gonna order a Big Mac at a char koay teow shop..

5 - I'm gonna order char koay teow at McDonalds..

6 - I'm gonna go travel the world..

7 - I'm gonna read ma bible and pray everyday..

8 - I'm gonna grow taller..

9 - I'm gonna lose weight..

10 - I'm gonna go to England and maybe go visit Yas too..

11 - I'm gonna go to Russia and visit Becky and Abu too..

12 - I'm gonna visit Venice and Prague wit Abu....

13 - I'm gonna visit Joshua and Fara in Ausie..

14 - I'm gonna be strong!!!

15 - I'm gonna excel!!!......in smt....

16 - I'm gonna be awesome..

17 - I'm gonna design ma own shoes..

18 - I'm gonna design ma own cap..

19 - I'm gonna design ma own Tshirt..

20 - I'm gonna dye ma hair..

21 - I'm gonna dance in the rain..

22 - I'm gonna learn how to cook..

23 - I'm gonna buy ma own hse..

24 - I'm gonna learn how to sew properly..

25 - I'm gonna SLEEP!!!!

The mere words of a boy still in love..

I know everyone is wondering much about what happened between me and HER. Wellll.. The reason is posted in HER blog. So ya. But if you're wondering how I'm holding up, continue reading on. Just hope I could finish this post without breaking down again.

Okayyy. I'll give you a little peek on what I'm going through now. Welll.. I've been crying day in and day out. I try stopping but it seems that every little thing no matter how small, like a song we once sang together, or a song she sang out loud which is completely out of tune, or when I'm playing megaman or reading comics online, i could hear her nagging. I could go on but.... Ahhhh.. I'm sorry. Anyway, Some of you should know she's been staying over my mom's kindie very often and that my parents send her back all the time. So just put yourself in my position. How am I supposed to go into the car and not see her there? Or how am i supposed to go to ma mom's place and not see her walking around doing what she does best? Making me fall in love with her all over again. Making me so nervous I find it hard to find the words to say to her. And how am i supposed to accept the fact that she is trying to forget her feelings for me??? Ahhhhhh.. I'm sorry but I can't help it.. I'm already crying like a baby again.......

I've been dreaming bout HER. Saturday night itself. I dreamt that she was lying in my arms sleeping again. The thing is I keep waking up just to find that I'm lying there all alone and I have to cry myself to sleep again. The dream keeps on repeating itself whenever i fall asleep. Sometimes I just wish that I could sleep forever and that I won't have to wake up and face reality. I miss her touch, hug, kiss and most of all her smile. I know I can't keep going on like this but... I just can't focus on anything else other than HER. I really do love her with all my heart. And I understand that she needs to find herself. So baby.. I really love u and I'll TRY to get over it. But for now, bear with me and my childish feelings and emotions..

Ya..... And.. Don't get me wrong. Most people will think and say I'm not even trying. But I am. I am trying very hard. And I plan on trying harder. So... Ya. That's all I have to say. And I also want to thank all the people who cared. Thank you all.

Yours truly

U'll always be ma baby...

We were as one, babe
For a moment in time
And it seemed everlasting
That you would always be mine
Now you want to be free
So I'll let you fly
'Cause I know in my heart, babe
Our love will never die

You'll always be a part of me
I'm part of you indefinitely
Girl, don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby
And we'll linger on
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way you're never gonna shake me
Oh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby

I ain't gonna cry, no
And I won't beg you to stay
If you're determined to leave girl
I will not stand in your way
But inevitably, you'll be back again
'Cause you know in your heart, babe
Our love will never end

You'll always be a part of me
I'm part of you indefinitely
Girl, don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby
And we'll linger on
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way you're never gonna shake me
Oh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby

I know that you'll be back, girl
When your days and your nights get a little bit colder
You'll be right back, baby
Oh baby, believe me
It's only a matter of time

You'll always be a part of me
I'm part of you indefinitely
Girl, don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby
And we'll linger on
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way you're never gonna shake me
Oh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby

I'll be waitin..

"The Man Who Can't Be Moved"

Going Back to the corner where I first saw you
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag I'm not gonna move
Got some words on cardboard, got your picture in my hand
Saying, "If you see this girl can you tell her where I am?"

Some try to hand me money, they don't understand
I'm not broke I'm just a broken hearted man
I know it makes no sense but what else can I do
How can I move on when I'm still in love with you

'cause if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinkin maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet
And you'll see me waiting for you on our corner of the street
So I'm not moving, I'm not moving

Policeman says, "Son you can't stay here"
I said, "There's someone I'm waiting for if it's a day, a month, a year"
Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snows
If she changes her mind this is the first place she will go

'cause If one day you wake up and find that you're missing me
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinking maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet
And you'll see me waiting for you on our corner of the street
So I'm not moving, I'm not moving,
I'm not moving, I'm not moving

People talk about the guy that's waiting on a girl
There are no holes in his shoes but a big hole in his world

Maybe I'll get famous as the man who can't be moved
Maybe you wont mean to but you'll see me on the news
And you'll come running to the corner
'cause you'll know it's just for you
I'm the man who can't be moved

Going back to the corner where I first saw you
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag I'm not gonna move

Never thought you'd do it...

Sunshine, blue skies, please go away.
My girl has found another and gone away.
With her went my future, my life is filled with gloom.
So day after day, I stayed locked up in my room.
I know to you it might sound strange.
But I wish it would rain.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause so badly I wanna go outside. (Such a lovely day)
But everyone knows that a man ain't suppose to cry, listen.
I gotta cry 'cause cryin' eases the pain, oh yeah.
People this hurt I feel inside, words can never explain.
I just wish it would rain.

Oh, let it rain.
Rain, rain, rain
Ooo, baby. Let it rain.
Oh yeah, let it rain.

Day in, day out, my tear stained face
Pressed against the window pane.
My eyes search the skies, desperately for rain.
'Cause raindrops will hide my teardrops.
And no one will ever know.
That I'm cryin'... cryin' when I go outside.
To the world outside my tears, I refuse to explain.
Oh, I wish it would rain.
Ooo, baby.

Let it rain, let it rain.
I need rain to disguise the tears in my eyes.
Oh, let it rain.
Oh, yeah, yeah listen.
I'm a man and I got my pride.
Give me rain or I'm gonna stay inside.
Let it rain.



*I wish it would rain by the temptations

Hahaha.....

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
(Applause!Applause!)

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumours.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like
labourers.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton cars.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose).

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave
15 minutes before the show is over.
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are
like Deng Siu Ping (a Chinese dude whom I dunno).

Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

100 truths and tag 10 people..

001. Real name → Ian.. Let’s keep it short..
002. Nickname(s)→ Can’t really recall any at da moment..
004. Zodiac sign → Libra.. It’s all about balance..
005. Male or female → Male.. Definitely..
006. Elementary → LICK HUNG..

007. Middle School → SMK USJ 13??
008. High School → SMK USJ 13..
009. College School → Errr.. KLIUC..??
010. Hair color → Black.. Wit juz a hint of brown..

011. Long or short → I’m not sure.. Long..?

012. Loud or Quiet → Depends who I’m with..
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans.. Duh…
014. Phone or Camera →Phone. No contest..
015. Health freak → Usually no..
016. Drink or Smoke? → I think I’d go wit drinkin’..
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Only on ma sweetie.. =)
018. Eat or Drink → Every1 needs both..
019. Piercings → Only 1.. Left ear..
020. Tattoos → Nah.. I deisgn a few tho..

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → I hav only 1.. So..
024. First best friend → God..?
025. First award cert → Completion of Mental Arithmetic Cert , std 4..
026. First crush → An unknown gal who kissed ma hand in da zoo when I wuz young.. Hahaha!!
027. First pet → Hamsters.. From Dee..
028. First big vacation → S’pore.. Std 6 field trip..
030. First big birthday → During Sweet 16.. I think..


CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → nasi kandar in Sri Muda.. Da mutton…
050. Drinking → Water…??
052. I'm about to → Msg ma <3
053. Listening to → Our Song.. by Taylor Swift..
054. Plans for today → Read, call ma <3,>
055. Waiting for → 17^th March.. Finals will be over den..

FUTURE:
058. Want kids?→ A classroom.. AT LEAST!! Hahaha..
059. Want to get married? → Plan to.. In about 8 years wit……..
060. Careers in mind → Superdad, Superhusband and whatever ma dad is doin now..?

WHICH IS BETTER IN THE GIRL YOU LIKE?
068. Lips or eyes → Ummm.. Can I say both are equally gorgeous?
070. Shorter or taller? → Shorter.. Duh… Hahaha..
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Romantic.. =)
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Nice stomach!! No contest..
074. Sensitive or loud→ Definitely sensitive.. Laughs loudly tho.. =P
075. Hook-up or relationship → In a SERIOUS relationship.. =)
076. Trouble maker or hesitant → She’s definitely hesistant..

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → Yup.. Of coz.. Who doesn’t?
081. Ran away from home → Nah.. Neva occurred to me.. Hahaha..
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense → Knife… Ooops..
083. Killed somebody → Wanted to.. Hahaha.. Shhhhh..
084. Broken someone's heart → Nah.. I dun think so..
085. Been arrested → Nah.. Neva.. Serious..
087. Cried when someone died → Of coz I did.. I ain’t no heartless beast..

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → I gotta admit, at times I don’t..
090. Miracles → Of course!! Amen..
091. Love at first sight → I dun think so..
092. Heaven → Uh-huh.. I’m definitely goin’ there..
093. Santa Claus → Nope.. A purely fictional character..

094 Tooth Fairy→ Neva really tot of it.. Or her.. Or whatever..
095. Kiss on the first date→ Nah.. Won’t have da guts to even try anyway.. Hahaha..

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Definitely.. Ma <3..>)
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Well.. It’s aite for now.. But I’m sure da time will come when I will be really happy.. =)
099. Do you believe in God → I do.. And I know he truly loves me!! And U!! =)

100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people.

So i did da tag.. Not really satisfied wit it but it'll hav to do.. And even if i tag u.. U can juz ignore it if u dun wanna do da tag.. *Spoilsport* So.. I tag...

- JoshL
- <3
- Rachel Ong
- Yasmeen
- Nel-song
- Lychee
- Justin
- Mei Fong
- Pris
- Carrie

Another episode of ma random-ness..

Juz some random pictures I found on9 and I tot I'd put 'em up ere' for ur viewin' pleasure.. Enjoy.. (=